The Dog Game I

So returning to my posts about a game where you get to play the pet, rather than have a pet. Imagine how much fun that could be. You should be able to program the dogs’ masters according to your liking, to look like you, act like you,  sound like you or whoever you want.

So you could program him to sound like you, or maybe like your wife, or some one you love. And then you could be trained by that person, to do things, like sit, stand, roll over etc. You could have celebrity voice overs… imagine Angelina Jolie barking at you to sit… could be fun! Okay sorry not SNM here, any more… but well, don’t dog trainers occasionally use whips?

No but seriously, this game might have enormous potential as a loneliness cure. I mean for everyone out there who feels unloved, being able to, as a dog, lick and kiss themselves, and shower themselves with affection, wont it be fun.

Even Calphurnia said something to Caesar about being his spaniel. Of course if anyone knew what that was, and I have only the vaguest clue, they’ll probably find it entirely irrelevant and quite stupid, but that’s not the point, the whole idea of playing a dog, could be so awesome don’t you think?